Thursday, May 20, 2004
9:03 AM

... Bottom Classification ...

Bottom classification


This is funny
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Bottoms are getting to be dime a dozen, as most tops
would succumb to being bottom rather than totally lose
the night (believe me, two bottoms can have more fun
than four exclusive tops put together)--it is in this
predicament that a bottom classification is released.
If you are a bottom or have ever been bottomed to
please use the necessary classification to identify
your classification


TOLERANT BOTTOM: Top/Versatiles who really do not
enjoy being bottomed but would give way if a fellow
top-partner is way too hot to lose. Rating: 1-2
fingers

RECEPTIVE BOTTOM: Top/versa, bottom guys who enjoy
being bottomed but will basically just lie there and
enjoy the act. typically enjoys the slow, easy fuck
strokes Rating: 1-3 fingers

EXPERT CLASS LEVEL 1: Bottom/versa, bottom guys who
enjoy the act and can perform muscle control.
typically enjoys a one-on-one encounter. Rating 1-4
fingers

EXPERT CLASS LEVEL 2: Bottom/versa, bottom guys who
enjoy the act and can perform muscle control. Open to
experimentation (3somes/orgies/gangbangs) and can
handle double penetration. Rating: 1-5 fingers

EXPERT CLASS LEVEL 3: Bottom guys who are very open to
experimentation and can handle up to fisting.

So which class do you belong to? _______________________________________